Finland mixed

Profile

Team Finland is a collection of Finland's greatest and most physically attractive ultimate players. We thought it would be wisest to select those players whose natural beauty would be the most distracting to our opponents on and off the field. In our experience, men become gentlemen when interacting with gorgeous women on the field, and ladies slow down a bit when bumping elbows with charming and sexy men. Our opponent's daily goal will undoubtedly be to set a date for later in the evening with one of our 20 models/players, so it would just be disrespectful for them to cause any stellar defensive plays or score more than 5 offensive points (any questions, please approach with confidence and flowers/money).

We have been eagerly awaiting hosting our first Worlds Event, and will be sure to put on a good show with our countless layouts and hundreds of thousands of loyal spectators to cheer us on daily. Can't understand what they are screaming on the sidelines? Don't worry about it. It is rarely offensive or influenced by strong vodka, because rather than approach you with physical violence, most Finns would prefer just to retire to their saunas with their gorgeous women to laugh about those silly foreigners.
 
As for the game, keep any eye on numbers 3, 6, 9, 30, who are our best play makers. Our fastest players are numbers 10 and 92, our best throwers are numbers 11 and 14, and our hottest and most single player is number 41. Overall we are a hungry bunch of fighters, with a unique balance between serious competitiveness, and good spirited fun. We thank you for coming all the way to Finland, and wish you a warm 24-hour-sun-filled time here! Good luck and see you on the field! 

Associated Club Teams

Discus, Liquidisc, SOS, UFO, Atletico, HUT, EUC

Worlds Experience

Heilbronn 2000, 3rd place.

Major Tournaments Won

Um, World Nationalz in Finland 2004, the week before World Nationals..

How Many Ultimate Teams in Your Country in Your Division

No mixed teams, but 20 Open and Women's teams.

Players to Look Out For

Juhana Oivio, quick little devil. Rittis, aggressive and deadly throws.

Team's Favorite Turnover

Layout defensive knockdown with extended tongue.

Team's Favorite Spike or Non-Spike

Spiking is for those who are obviously sexually frustrated, on and off the field. We prefer to slap hands and yell something which we know none of you will understand, ever.

The Best Thing About Ultimate Is

The smell of fresh grass, the graceful air when laying out, the tingle on the back of the neck when our flow is so good, the craziness which ensues during long points, and of course, the party.

Roster Size
20

Team Colors
Sky Blue, Snow White

Team Contact/Captain
Antti Häkkilä

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